Weekend Jokes

Here are some weekend jokes to keep you entertained. Some of them are funny, some maybe not so much.

• Three economists are out deer hunting one day when they see a huge buck in the clearing in front of them. The first economist takes aim with his rifle and fires. The bullet goes flying by the deer, about 20 feet in front of it.
  The second economist decides to give it a try. He takes aim and shoots. The bullet goes flying by the deer, this time about 20 feet behind the deer.

  At this point, the third economist starts jumping up and down, overcome with joy, yelling: WE GOT IT!! WE GOT IT!!

• Was there money on the Ark?
  Yes:The duck had a bill,the skunk had a scent,and the frog had a greenback
• The Walton’s invited their new neighbors over to dinner. During dinner Mr.Walton was asked what he did for a living.Eight years old Brian Walton jumped in and said, “Daddy is a fisherman!” To which Mrs.Walton replied, “Brian, why do say that. Your daddy is a stockbroker, not a fisherman.”

  “No mom. Everytime we visit dad at work and he hangs up the phone he laughs, rubs his hands together and says ‘I just caught another fish’.”

• A stockbroker says to his colleague, “I don’t think this line of work is for you. You just keep losing money all the time.”"You’re right,” he replied. “My whole life all I’ve done is lose money”.

  Next day he comes to work and resigns.

  His coworker asks, “What are you going to do for living?”

  “I finally figured out how I can make some money from losing money all the time.”

  “How?”

  “I am going to build a web page and take it public.”